i put the fun in funeral

vriksaserket:

if ur ever sexting just send them this gif

(Source: rnilkbreath, via rncdick)

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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dickmark:

wishuponashootingsniper:

imperialdalek:

dickmark:

panda-kathleen:

dickmark:

becauseboobs-thatswhy:

dickmark:

People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart

That is not an emotion. That is a sloth.

It’s a sloth who is expressing an emotion and in its heart burns the flame of a revolution that you will never extinguish

can you hear the mammals sing

singing the song of angry sloths

SCREAMS

i didn’t expect any of this

(Source: colonelbaronpontmercy, via rncdick)