vriksaserket: if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF. IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS. I’m working on it
dickmark: wishuponashootingsniper: imperialdalek: dickmark: panda-kathleen: dickmark: becauseboobs-thatswhy: dickmark: People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart That is not an emotion. That is a sloth. It’s a sloth who is expressing an emotion and in its heart burns the flame of a revolution that you will never extinguish can you hear the mammals...
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s perfect Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray. Don’t we all want to build a death ray? I want to build a...
marapetsrules: put-your-trousers-on-sherlock: bamfinajumper: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you can think i’m lying, i would, but omfg are those backup dancers behind him? is harry...
nowherepotato: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are literally the best post i have ever reblogged
nicklangsthighs: elisabethdarcy: THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
imsimplyellie: hey, remember that time kurt hummel had a problem with being sexy? yah, i think he’s good now. yah, hes good.
cnnbreaking: that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
earthnation: biptch: an erotic poem: leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg i nominate this for best post 2k12
bekkicanflyy: she was a gull he was a buoy can i make it anymore obvious
beyoncebeytwice: me on new years eve 11:00 pm 11:30 pm 11:45 pm 11:59 pm 12 am on new years day 12:05 am
circumcisions: alright who’s ready for kony 2013 i feel this is our lucky year i think we can do it
nue: how did i even find this website